Thursday, September 29, 2005

Question of the week

This is the fifth post of a series of posts called "Question of the week".

The question of this week is:

Do you consider my blog to be "wholesome"?

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Purgatorian Lesson

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Skeletons

During renovation of Purgatory, we found this buried deep deep under.



It seems to be from pre-Purgatorian time. The ancients tell us about a queen who used to rule the dimension that is now known as Purgatory. This queen had many powers, enabling her to control many of the beings in the universe. However, during the first Purgatorian wars, she was destroyed by one of her close advisors, who later became known as Purgatory Zero, my great great grandfather.

The name of this Queen was Baq. Baq was a simple queen, very trusting and very calm, but she was not fit to rule (according to the book of Purgatory, chapter 2), and thus a plan to eliminate her was cooked by my great great grandfather. He became close to her and brought her head, before he arranged for her death. It was an ugly death as she was cut into pieces and eaten alive by Purgatory Zero in front of everyone.

We are debating what to do with her remains, if she should be buried a proper death or just sent into the universe.

I wonder what else we will find buried below?

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Message from Purgatory

Good Morning brothers and sister, this is Purgatory coming to you from the new location. We needed to move in order to renovate Purgatory as it has been a while since the last major change. With the expected influx of repenters in the next period, "Management" decided that we need to upgrade Purgatory to include all the amenities required to achieve the desired goal, repnting.

Now some of you who have moved with us will be a bit uncomfortable with the new location, but I assure you we have done our best to provide all needs and requirements. Just be patient and we will be back to normal soon.

During the transitional period, I expect all of you to behave according to the rules and codes of Purgatory, no deviation is allowed. To those who think of running away quick, do not fool yourself, you are not ready yet. You have to stay the course and ride the storm, because there is a killer on the road.



Again, welcome.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Purgatory closed


Purgatory will be closed for the next few weeks, offices will be moved to a location near by where we will accept repenters (see above).

We apologize for the inconvenince.

Friday, September 23, 2005

Two Questions

1. How would you classify him?
2. Would you say you are a fan of him in public?

Mounir

Purgatory - the human artist -

Do you sit and think about painting people? Do you look at someone and you feel like going and opening your paint box and starting to color them to look like a peacock? Sometimes I do.

I look at people and I imagine them in different colors, different looks. This happens in a split second then that person transforms into a different color and different shape. My favorite color for people is brown with different shades, but sometimes I like to paint people in blue, green or something else.

However, if you got painted in a different color, that does not mean you will behave differently. If you have a rotten ugly soul, you will continue to be a blue person with a rotten ugly soul. If you were a spoiled dumb little brat, you will continue to be a pink dumb spoiled little brat. If you were a big green frog, chances are you were not human to start with.

Still, human painting is very therapeutic. It gives you a chance to enjoy the dull textures you see around. It is the same as having your little coloring book and you can paint the trees purple, cats yellow and buildings brown and so forth.

Be a kid, start painting.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Question of the week

This is the fourth post of a series of posts called "Question of the week".

The question of this week is:

What question you would not dare ask me?

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Wings

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Maroc 2006

Mandate Member #5

I am pleased to announce that Jazz Central has obtained the approval of two out of the four mandate members, indoctrinating him as mandate member # 5. The other two who have not approved him (yet) are the one who never responds to messages because he is too busy with his diet and other silly things such as work and the "you know who" guy.

Congratulations and I hope your addition will be a "positive" influence on the other mandate members.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Mara-coke

Birthday Boy




Enjoy.

Friday, September 16, 2005

Parallel Purgatory



Parallel Purgatory is a place which evolved from anomalies and disruptions in Purgatory over time and occupies a dimension on its own. While Parallel Purgatory is still Purgatorian in essence, it is however Un-Purgatorian in nature. Humans who end up in Parallel Purgatory are doomed for eternity as there is no escape. It is an endless pit, where each valley goes deep without an end and each road ends where it starts, and starts where it ends.

The existence of Parallel Purgatory is natural you might say, everything and everyone exists in parellel forms, but Parallel Purgatory brothers and sisters is not natural. The reason it exists is because humans refuse to repent, not wanting to get into Purgatory. This continues refusal generated disruptions in the scheme of things and part of Purgatory began to split, forming this distinct dimension.

At this moment, Parallel Purgatory is at a collision course with Purgatory. This has occurred before and at the moment Purgatory and Parallel Purgatory collide, a big bang occurs in the universe, forming a huge ball of fire that lights the galaxies bright as Purgatory engulfs the Parallel dimension, and all humans in Parallel Purgatory perish. This stays until the next batch of humans refuse to repent and a new Parallel Purgatory forms in the opposite direction. The only way that Parallel Purgatory will cease to exist is if all humans join me and believe in me.

What will it be this time humans, what will it be?

Look at the sky for the full moon, things will be happening.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Question of the week

This is the third post of a series of posts called "Question of the week".

The question of this week is:

Which of the below choices describes your mood when you hear my name

1. anger
2. confusion
3. hate
4. indifferent
5. afraid
6. other

In your answers please explain your choice and elaborate when needed.

Boghazi and his supporters

Monday, September 12, 2005

Smoke Boghazi Smoke

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Open the door to Purgatory

I want you human, you belong to me. The doors of Purgatory are open, come with me, come inside,step inside with me and set yourself free from this place. Enter.

Look around, do you see your fellow humans? Do you feel their presence? No. Do you know why? Because most have decided to ignore my warnings. They have refused to repent. They have continued to live their lives, without any care, or fear of the coming days.

Do you see the signs? Remember John Titor, remember. You choose to not believe him, well it is close humans. It will start soon. Look at the skies, listen to the sound of silence. Hush human, hush, listen.

Dear human, hold on close, the axis of the cosmos is shifting, the fields are reversing, the end, the end, the end, is close.



Repent, come in, close the door. Those who choose to remain on the outside will be burnt with the fire from the skies, the lava from the deepest part of Earth, suffering, suffering, blood, carnage.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Purgatorian Ice



Ice cold Purgatory watching Hell from a distance.

Square

A Square on top, it is always there. All becomes round, yet the Square remains. Irrigation does not help, nor does vitamins. The Square stays.

The Square can go away, when there is not much, but if you look close, you can still see the Square.

Square, Square, Square. Behold the power of the Square.

It is the center of the universe, it is the center of Purgatory, it is the center of all centers, it will suck you in and trap you forever.

The Square is here to stay.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Yum

While munching on some weiners, I found this

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Sizzling Hot Water

Understand me, believe in me, you, you and you. Suppose I am, while I am not, of course you will see, how come? In the best, while you are not, of course we all will be. I cannot right now, but I will, once you can not be.

Never and always, here and nowhere, because you are not, I will hunt. Blue, green, red and pizza, best all maybe just. After beyond and busted we jump, right?

Alone, 1, 2, 3, 200 comes along. True yet false, everywhere is everywhere.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Question of the week

This is the second posts of a series of posts called "Question of the week".

The question of this week is:

Would you:

a. feed me
b. beat me
c. hug me
d. other

In your answers please explain your choice and elaborate when needed.

Lime


Lime, is the magic number
Lime, is the magic number
Lime, is the magic number

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

I beg to choose.

The beauty, those cheeks, those eyes. Why must she be this cute? Purgatory is in a state of trance. The rest of you humans continue to repent while Purgatory enjoys the magic of Charlotte Ross.

Charlotte

Sacrifice

Crushing bones, crushing spirits, crushing hopes, this is the creed of the dark side of Purgatory. The dark side is the most vile, most demonic and most bloody section. It is a place where humans are subjected to different forms of mental and physical abuse, for the sole purpose of achieving full control.

The dark side is part of the Purgatorian Experience. It is meant as a warning to those who dare and question the wisdom and the rule of Purgatory. Everyone who has tried to defy the rule of Purgatory has been eliminated.

The dark side is growing brothers and sisters, and a victim has been chosen. The victim will serve as a warning for one and all, a sacrifice has to be made.

"Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight."


Monday, September 05, 2005

Chocolata

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Look



I am the one, inside of you now.
I am the one haunting you.
I am invading your inner sanctuary, pulling your soul bit by bit.
I am the one who will prevail and conquer your soul and body.

Look at me human, Look at me! LOOK!

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Past Future, Future Past



The past is the future. The future is the past.

Tick Tock
Tick Tock
Tick Tock
Tick Tock
Ti...........

Bricks

Seven bricks, you take them, one for each.
Seven bricks, you take them, one for each.
Seven bricks, you take them, one for each.
Seven bricks, you take them, one for each.

How do you know this brick is yours? How do you know that this brick is meant for you? You feel it, you touch it and try to find the groove and find the texture that fits you. It is about connecting to the brick, connecting to the brick, connecting to the brick.

What will you do with the brick? Have you figured that out? It is only a brick, but is it more? Are you sure this brick is yours and not someone's else? You must be, you have it with you.This is your brick human, cherish it, adore it, all you are left with is your brick before it is taken from you.

The brick hunters are coming, seeking to take away your brick. Do not give up in front of them, do not let them.

Friday, September 02, 2005

Glimpse in Purgatory

Darkness covered Purgatory yesterday, induced by electrons passing through. In the darkness, repenters huddled and gathered, waiting for the light. Even though Purgatory is not a dimension of bright lights, it has a day and it has a night.

Days in Purgatory are typically bright fluorescent green, with shades of blue circulating around. Nights in Purgatory are red and blue, with yellow crescent streams from the surrounding galaxies. Yesterday, it was pitch black.



Silence. No sounds.

The newly repented wondered what will happen. This was a new experience for them in Purgatory, they feared the worst. Old Timers moved around in the darkness trying to find the weak, and ensuring them that it will pass. The Old Timers have seen it before, they remember their first time in Black Purgatory.

Light, red, blue and yellow again. Relief.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Sign

I dreamt last night of the apocalypse saw all of you humans tormented, trying to save your souls. Most of you perished. I saw heads rolling, bodies burned, destruction and chaos everywhere. It felt hot, it was hot.

On top of a mountain I stood watching,with a few of my close followers, those who choose to repent. This is a scene repeated over and over again. I have seen it before.

Once all was rubble, nothing else existed, big silence. The portal to the other dimension opened, and they slipped into it. The portal closed. I stayed behind, facing the big evil. The three heads of Purgatory came out from my neck, then I split into three Purgatorian states and beings. We were ready, we were prepared, to battle again.

Then I woke up.


It was just a sign, a sign that my time is close, I will be summoned soon for duty.