Monday, August 16, 2004

The need for blog

Blogging is addictive, especially for females. Females get addicted to blogs easier than males due to the genome called "xx-blog". Only females have this strain and cannot resist the urge to blog. Men on the other hand, have the "xy-blog" genome, which is 1/2 blog resistive due to the presence of the y protection part.

Now, how can we define a male that blogs daily? would he also have the "xx-blog" genome? no. The male has another form, a rare form, yet as addictive, that is the "x-blog-x" genome. This is a bi-polar genome that makes the male more addictive to blogging than he usually should be by nature.

Males who have this genome cannot be cured, unless lured by a female that has the "x-blog-x" genome. This genome in the female is dormant and has no function, unless in close proximity to a male with the same genome strain. Females can also be lured from their addiction by a male carrying the same genome.

However, not all females blog, despite the presence of the "xx-blog" genome in all females, why is that? Because the "xx-blog" genome takes time to develop, and some females start developing other genomes first such as "shopping" and "dala3" genomes.

For males, the "x-blog-x" genome develops with time, but can be affected in development by the "xy-blog" genome. Males do not have other dangerous genomes of course, despite females thinking that :P

So, if you are male and a blogger, do not be ashamed. If you are female and blog, then beskom :P

11 Comments:

Blogger Jacqui said...

I just post for your enjoyment hehe :P Oh well 2 new posts are up now which were posted 15 minutes apart hehe :P Knock yourself out :P

4:28 AM  
Blogger Jacqui said...

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4:54 AM  
Blogger Purgatory said...

:)

1:02 PM  
Blogger Jacqui said...

At least its something to keep you busy with ehehe and as a friend once told me, that I "agreg" or ramble or talk or babble alot ehhehe hence I found a way to emit this energy into something called a blog :P

1:44 PM  
Blogger Purgatory said...

Posting is therapeutic for me.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Jacqui said...

Hehehe mine are just venting out energy

3:38 PM  
Blogger Purgatory said...

energy? you mean frustration

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good analysis but I have to disagree with you, Purg. Because, I think that bloggie guys are more than women. I think you must have a vote poll on that ;)

7:43 PM  
Blogger Purgatory said...

Its not about the number of male bloggers, its about the need to blog, and for females the urge is higher based on the below genetic evidence.

7:45 PM  
Blogger Purgatory said...

I do not know if it can be treated, its natural I guess.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Purgatory said...

Nope, its a theory, without a proof

10:01 PM  

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