Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Are you an Ass-head?



Sometimes we interact with people and find out they are full of shit. These type of people I call Ass-headed. They are found in all cultures and in all regions. They have an ass inside their head instead of a functioning brain, and what they do is usually bullshit a lot (kind of convenient when your ass is a head).

The results of all this bullshit is a cacophony of useless information that come in the form of lies, false statements and exaggerated claims.

Example: I play football for Al-Qadsiya wearing the latest kit (truth: he cleans their locker room and stole it from Mohammed Ibrahim).

Example: I spent all weekend working on this document (truth: 5 minutes, time to steal from a web site, cut and paste and save file).

Example: I am the king of Zuma Duba (truth: He is the Zuma Duba of the king). If you do not know what Zuma Duba means, ask mama Fusla, she is good with these things.

So many examples, so many cases. You wonder sometimes if they clean their ass, sorry I mean their head, after each bull - shit. No wonder they call it bullshit, as it is chunky and full of it.

If you have other examples of ass-heads, you can post in the comment.

4 Comments:

Blogger Q80-ChillGirl said...

Example: I got tired from work (ministry worker with 30 minutes "tops" on the desk).

11:14 PM  
Blogger Purgatory said...

Nice example tata

3:59 PM  
Blogger Mama Fusla said...

Falsafa Zayda means thinking that you know too much wheras the ex. Purg gave was of simply not knowing!

and btw its Duba Zuma, a real place only two blocks down from Purgatory.

10:48 AM  
Blogger Purgatory said...

Thanks for telling us about the place, now they believe me.

11:49 AM  

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